Pierre Van Cortlandt Middle School 

A 5th-8th grade middle school in Croton-On-Hudson, NY. About 150 kids per grade, it's the only school in town. Horrible teachers, good students.

Ew dude, don't go to Pierre Van Cortlandt Middle School, it's horrible.

Pierre Van Cortlandt Middle School by blahblahblah117 December 31, 2011

Barbara Cartland 

This is a British expression of contempt. The original Barbara Cartland was a British female author who wrote incredibly predictable, dated chick lit; she was well-known for a number of reasons:-
She had the longest entry in “Who’s Who”;
She believed that, despite her age and decrepitude she was incredibly attractive to the male sex;
Under no circumstances could she possibly be wrong;

The meaning has now broadened and is used to describe any pretentious, arrogant, unattractive female with delusions about her looks, talent, knowledge etc. Should you meet one usher her into the nearest padded cell with a forked vermin stick and arrange for NASA to send her on a probe to Jupiter.

Kim’s had a letter published in a free newspaper, now she’s acting like she’s an ace reporter!
Stupid munter! What a Barbara Cartland!

Barbara Cartland by AKACroatalin March 11, 2019

Barbara Cartland 

British expression of contempt. Originally a British female author who wrote incredibly predictable chick lit and was famous for a number of reason, such as having the longest entry in the publication "who's Who"; a belief that despite advanced age and decrepitude she was incredibly attractive to the male sex; the belief that under no circumstances could she possibly be wrong. Now expanded in use to describe any pretentious, arrogant, unattractive female with delusions about her looks, talent, knowledge and so on. If you see one coming towards you run as fast as possible in the other direction or arrange for her to be abducted by aliens and taken to a far galaxy.

Jane's had a poem published in a free magazine, now she's acting like she's won the Nobel prize for literature.
That stupid munter? What a Barbara Cartland!

Barbara Cartland by Croatalin April 24, 2014

Courtland

Legend. Pure fucking legend.

“Man, what a cool guy”
“Yeah, he’s a proper Courtland”

Courtland by NippyTheSluttyWienerWhacker December 18, 2020

courtlandt ave 

A block wit notorious killers hitters and drug dealers were you get popes at the y are Mac Balla(A Blood Gang) if you didn’t know so don’t got to the block if you don’t fuck wit the bloods they gon pop you and they also Ogz and they ygk so don’t jack yg or ogzk or the gon slide on your dumbass

Johnny :courtlandt Ave niggas is gangsta
Rodney :wurd they poped that yg nigga

courtlandt ave by Tyfromtheblock November 15, 2018

SUNY Cortland 

A small college full of jocks and future gym teachers. If your looking to party, drink, or get raped take a trip to Cortland. For real though, Cortland weekends are of the hook and the parties rival any big school like Syracuse and UCONN.

The girls are hot, reckless, and get fucking hammered on the reg

Hit up 8 monroe, 100 tompkins, or 96 Groton on a friday or saturday night and your guaranteed to not remember the last 5 hours of your night, which probably involved stumbling down to main street and walking into bars like Dark Horse or Stone Lounge.

Oh yeah and class is completely optional

1)

Kid 1: yo you lookin to party this weekend?
Kid 2: hell yeah
Kid 1: GET YOUR ASS TO SUNY FUCKIN' CORTLAND!

2)

*kid wakes up on a random lawn
"Yo, where the fuck am i?"
"SUNY Cortland bro!"

SUNY Cortland by jakeHawaii March 21, 2011

sam cortland

the best guy ever to exist who did not deserve to die.

My name is Sam Cortland... and I will not be afraid.

sam cortland by sofiahramirez December 2, 2020