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Brent Condon

Verb. Basically, the verb Brent Condon means to be objective during a conversation while speaking to an idiot.
Example: The guy was being a total idiot and then I had to Brent Condon him and after I did he didn’t know how to make a rebuttal so he just changed the subject.
Brent Condon by NotBSC September 5, 2022

Keyboard Condom 

A silicone protector that prevents crumbs from getting into the keyboard. Normally it is removable and washable.
dude your Keyboard Condom is getting pretty dirty, maybe you should clean it.

COVID CONDOM 

A used face mask that is discarded in the middle of a parking lot or other public place
I stepped out of my car and found a covid condom laying in the parking lot
COVID CONDOM by Senor Dank Nugs January 20, 2021

Screen condom 

People who keep a plastic screen sheath on their smartphone for protection despite the fact that it reduces the quality of their visual pleasure.
I can't understand people who use screen condoms, they never get to fully enjoy their screens. Even without protection, by the time the glass would be so unclear you'd most likely would be getting a new phone anyway...
Screen condom by flockit March 6, 2015
Someone who finds the perfect condo, like any condo.
"Hey I found the perfect condo"
"Oh really is it good enough to Condofy?"
"Heck yeah!"
Condofy by RealEstateAgent001 April 10, 2021
To use a condom during sex
Be wise- condomise!
condomise by redhotchillipepper November 1, 2011