poop collector 

Also, the poopman.
Comes in his poop truck to suck the poop out of the sewer system (and other things that get stuck there).

The poopman is very popular in places where they have cesspools in the houses (like in the majority of Europe)

Oh my gosh! The poop collector is digging with his poop scoop in the poop truck's storage space, looking for gold!

Nah, he's just stirring the poop!
He loves the poop so much that he can't wait to make love to it when he's home!

poop collector by Fukaface! November 13, 2011

collegeboard 

An adjective or noun used to signify greed, heartlessness, indifference, apathy, and a propensity to destroy dreams and preconceptions.

In context, can be synonymous with gold digger.

dude what a collegeboard

collegeboard by broskisauce December 28, 2010

Haywards Heath College 

An "education" place in sus sex. Really it's a special needs school but they never tell you that.

Lol what! He goes to Haywards Heath College? I thought he passed his GCSEs

Haywards Heath College by ConnorCoutureSussyKid1 October 28, 2021

colesexual

Being colesexual means to be straight but gay for the beautiful human being that is Cole Sprouse

I was gay bu when I saw Cole I imidiatly turned colesexual

colesexual by Jake Peraltas diary April 4, 2019

college textbook 

A poorly written "book" that you are forced by naive professors to purchase at outrageous prices. To curb the used market, the pages are renumbered, the cover changed, and the book republished as a "new edition" every few years.

Person #1: Dude, i just sold back all my college textbooks and got $80 dollars! Sweet!
Person #2: Do you remember what you paid for them?
Person #1: Yeah, $600. Why?
Person #2: Never mind...

college textbook by Justin The Something August 26, 2007

college degree 

Something an ou tard will never own, specifically, Noah, Norman "Nick", or Henry.

Lol, that ou tard will never obtain a college degree because she went to the University of Okla(HOE)ma.

college degree by TurnM3Up December 10, 2019

Colleen Ballinger 

A woman who loves little kids a bit too much. Shouldn't be let anywhere near a daycare or preschool and should be in jail. AKA a female predator

"That woman is a total Colleen Ballinger dude!"

"Don't go near that woman, little Timmy! She's a Colleen Ballinger!"

Colleen Ballinger by Fishy Mann July 10, 2023