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wet clipboard

When a girl is sucking your dick and she puts her teeth on your cock and keep going while biting.
My girl gave me a wet clipboard last night and my dick fell off.

clipboard 

Name for one who opposes notebooks or any such organizational technique in secondary schooling and in lieu of is always seen carrying a thin wooden board with a metal clip on it.
Clipboard has the same shorts as me.
clipboard by Luther2 December 12, 2006

Clipboard jockey 

The people at work that are so useless they can only carry a clipboard around to appear that their working. Some companies refer to them as supervisors.
"This guy is so useless, but he's related to the boss, so we'll make him clipboard jockey."
Clipboard jockey by J.Teezy November 28, 2009

clipboard warrior 

The person with the clipboard who won't shut up about how you're doing your job wrong.
Here comes jerry the fuckin clipboard warrior again...

clipboard communist 

Self proclaimed marxists who may or may not have read any books on communism or economics in general who espouse vaguely utopian and poorly thought out ideas about what a 'fair' world should look like, but would never sully their hands with actual labor or handle firearms.
I'd never cared for any of the self-proclaimed Marxists I'd known back in college, but Patrick was different. One look at his teeth, and you could understand his crusade for universal health care. Both his glasses and his smile were held together with duct tape. Notable too was his willingness to engage in actual physical work. The communists I'd known in the past had always operated on the assumption that come the revolution, they'd be the ones lying around party headquarters with clipboards (clipboard communists) in their hands. They couldn't manage to wash a coffee mug, yet they'd been more than willing to criticize the detergent manufacturer.

Clipboard 

Horrible; something bad that has gone against anything and everything you believe in
That’s so clipboard how he tried to steal your cash today
Clipboard by Pedro’s tacos March 9, 2022