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chesticals 

chesticals : Droopy floppy tubular tits on a woman, or elder male. Similar texture and gravity of a males Testicals. Otherwise known as "Oyster Tits"
"dude, your new stepmom has some dangling chesticals"
chesticals by preston July 3, 2006

chesticals 

The WRONG spelling for "chesticles" which means female breasts.
HandsomeRob86: Damnnn, your chesticals are fiiine!
SlutAngel69: Don't you mean chesitcles?
chesticals by tbonethugg October 12, 2009

ChesterCat 

is a cat that travels though time and space in a sexy machine called a Tardis. ChesterCat is a mega Doctor Who nerd and loves photography. He is hipster and indie even thought he denies it. ChesterCat has a very big butt and wears glasses.
person one: whos that cute guy with tight jeans?
person two: oh thats a ChesterCat.
person one: oh does he have a girlfriend?
person two: yeah they're both losers who love Doctor Who.
ChesterCat by DrayFT October 1, 2011

Chestical 

(noun) location of the female body
Chesticals (plaural)

A slang word meaning breast.

Slightly compared to the male tactical in regards to:

sagging with age

both producing white substances

a lack of wishing to be injured in the location

and a feared place to get cancer
singular:
Mary was punched in the breast and screamed "AHHHH MY CHESTICAL!!!!"

plural:
Before my period my period my chesticals hurt.
Chestical by pandanuggets February 1, 2014

chesticals 

what seems to be rather large testicals growing on a man's chestal area. or as some may call them, man boobs, or for slang, chesties.
Oh jeez, his chesticals were atleast a size c!
chesticals by Kim October 3, 2003

chesticals 

when some one kicks you in the nuts so hard its knocks your balls into your chest
cindy just gave ryan a fresh pair of chesticals....ouch
chesticals by ricky the sticky iky December 29, 2006