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chesticals : Droopy floppy tubular tits on a woman, or elder male. Similar texture and gravity of a males Testicals. Otherwise known as "Oyster Tits"
by preston July 3, 2006
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Get the ~_^ mug.In the twilight of your life, or when you are in your mid-teens people go to Cudahy to live in squalor and die.
by Preston January 19, 2005
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Get the Scribulous mug.a gathering of smaller materials, due to moisture, or scraping. Usually pertaining to the fine cheese between your balls after streneous activity.
I was going to go to my girlfriends house for a blow job, but I know I have loads of sloft off dead skin cells.
by Preston November 17, 2004
Get the Sloft off mug.She was going to give me oral stimulation, but the fragmentation of my testiculation was too horrible. I had mealy balls.
by Preston November 17, 2004
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