not the brightest lightbulb in the chandelier 

as defined by the reality TV show Forensic Mysteries on HLN, this a synonym phrase for "not the brightest person around"

boy 1) yo come to my backyard, i want to start a party by going out to weed

boy 2) are you an uptard, your dad, or mom will notice.

boy 1) nope my mom is not even home from work and my dad is not the brightest lightbulb in the chandelier, he will think we are trying to burn Cheetos on the barbecue or something.

not the brightest lightbulb in the chandelier by Uncle Dimma March 16, 2013

Golden Chandelier 

The act of multiple people urinating on a single person.

Ya Mothah begged Monny, Billy, Scott and I to drink more tawnic so we could Golden Chandelier her face.

Golden Chandelier by Crystal METTH March 10, 2015

Rusty Chandelier 

When a person hangs from an object and kicks their feet in the air while a sexual partner licks the exposed asshole. This is slightly more of an advanced sexual technique than a simple rusty trombone.

That couple feels the need to decorate all of the rooms in their house with a Rusty Chandelier. But on their behalf, it really does tie the whole house together.

Rusty Chandelier by Cookies-Pointman November 5, 2012

french chandelier

Things you will need:
Sprinkles
Rammiken
Basting agent and applicator

The act of:
1. Wash and Dry Testicles
2. Gently braise freshly shorn testicles with either:

-whipped egg white

-fresh butter/margarine

-extra virgin olive oil

-Nonstick cooking spray (we recommend PAM)
3. Immediately transfer moistened ballsack into a medium

sized rammiken filled with red, white and blue sprinkles.

(inspired by the French National Flag)
4. Hastily dangle your supremely decorated ballsack into

the open mouth of your chosen partner.

Serves 1-2
Colours of sprinkles may vary dependent on country of choice.

It was a common occurence to witness Paris routinely engaging in the age old practice of French Chandeliers with Pierre.

french chandelier by Bigolesatchel May 1, 2010

Chandelier Swinging 

To swing from the chandeliers is a VERY common expression that means to have a wild party.

Sia: She's chandelier swinging and lives like tomorrow doesn't exist.

Chandelier Swinging by IGGYlovesyou August 13, 2014

Chantelle 

Amazing person. So honest and respectful, will always give the best advice and is super sensitive but in a good way. Will be there for anyone who remained loyal but will kick anyones ass who gets in her way or tries to battle against her!!

That chantelle is rad don’t get on the wrong side
Of her!

Chantelle by Laurose.lavender November 24, 2021

Punching the chandelier 

When a gay male or straight female is giving deep throat oral sex and the tip of the penis is hitting the uvula aka the punching bag in the back throat.

Karen was giving head to Senor Morales when she started to gag when his cock started punching the chandelier.

Peter was drunk one night and got horny to suck Steve's cock, so he went over to his house and began deep throating his cock when he started gaging due to Steve punching the chandelier.

Punching the chandelier by Jean Pierre Le Douche March 17, 2009