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Carat bong 

Carat bong is the light stick of the famous Korean group Seventeen!! Known as the prettiest and most shinny light stick everr

- : what's your favorite kpop light stick?

- : hey,what kind of question is this?? OF COURSE SEVENTEEN'SS CARAT BONG
Carat bong by Wonuwuwu January 19, 2022

carat three

A large group of the exclusively elite.

Not many are sure what exactly this club is, but its secrecy has led to several conspiracy theories:

a) starbucks special deal on carrot lattes, three for the price of 2.

b) a female escort and/or body guard service

c) <3
a) "Hi and welcome to Starbucks, have you tried our new Carat Three deal? Three carrot lattes for the price of two!"

b) 1. "Gina, what happened to your face?!"

"Carat three busted out some moves after I got too close to that hottie in the band."

2. "Call up Carat Three, they are so hot and we need some girls at the club opening!"

c) "<3"

24 carat asshat 

A privileged, wealthy or born into wealth person who exudes an air of obscene and arrogant superiority while demonstrating their true and laughable ignorance as an A1, top-of-the-heap asshat.
Heir to the family fortune, his status as a 24 carat asshat is easily recognized by all who come in contact with him.

24 Carat Llama Nugget 

Something you find when under the influence of alcohol, that seems fucking amazing at the time. But when you wake up in the morning is actually quite shit.
-Laurence finds a bottle cap.

Laurence: Guys look! Someone dropped two quid!

James: Its a bottle cap, you ass.

Gregg: Yeah. That certainly was a 24 carat llama nugget. You wankpotshitgay.
24 Carat Llama Nugget by Jimmy Jizm February 10, 2009

Dangled Carat 

when someone is led on to think they are getting engaged, a faux engagement
No one deserves to have a dangled carat. He acted like he was going to pop the question but instead he dangled carat. Nothing is worse than a dangled carat
Dangled Carat by Feeling Beachie November 8, 2014

24 carat asshole 

Someone who is the worst type of asshole - pushy, loud, insulting, an ego-maniac. The king of all asshole.
That Dave guy is a 24 carat asshole!
24 carat asshole by The Mace June 3, 2014