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Can I help you? 

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A very nice way of saying "Get the fuck outta here!" or "GTFO".
*Teenager walks into grocery store and wanders around*

Store owner: Can I help you?
Can I help you? by bitstripslang May 28, 2015
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canis • canibus • caning • Canibal • canine • Canigger • Canisis • Caniac • canibalism • canica

Can I smell your butt?! 

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This is an expression. A way of conveying one's affection for someone special. This expression enables someone to get right to the crux of their intentions. A favorite pickup line amongst men in pursuit of a lady. Can be used interchangeably as a means of simply getting someone's attention. Some lucky recipients may be offered a positive, accommodating response by being offered the opportunity to 'snort anal crack'.
Hey baby, Can I smell your butt?!
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Canine Testudine Cerebro Xenograft 

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A miraculous life-changing surgery: side effects can sometimes change patient into turtles.
Robins dog came home from his Canine Testudine Cerebro Xenograft surgery as a turtle.

Lily: "How long did you--"
Robin: "Longer than I'm proud of."
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whats in the canister 

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I could tell ya but then I'd have to kill ya
As for whats in the canister it's best you don't ask
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What bizarre act is the canine performing? 

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A phrase used by British people use when perplexed about what a dog is doing.
"Allow me to receive a mint." "Allow me to receive one as well." "let me obtain one as well." "Splendid!" "Jolly good show!" "What bizarre act is the canine performing?"
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Can I have a Joe? 

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The infamous line stated by the all time 1010FanBoost on ROBLOX.
Welcome to Boho Salon! What would you like?

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Can I have a joe?
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Can I have a Joe? by oofthetic March 9, 2018
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