Chinese Fire Drill 

When during sexual intercourse the couple decides to switch positions from girl on top to missionary or vice versa while the male's penis stays in the female's vagina.

My butt's cramping up, let's do a chinese fire drill!

Chinese Fire Drill by Urbancowgirl October 4, 2012

chinese fire drill 

In Detroit, the act of getting out of your car at a stop light and having it be stolen before you can reach the rear bumper.

Could I borrow a Benjamin to get my car out of impound? I tried a chinese fire drill last week because I forgot I wasn't in Ann Arbor.

chinese fire drill by Snacman November 6, 2007

Chinese Fire Drill 

In Mafia, a last-minute, unexpected switch of votes aimed at a player who is least expecting it, causing disarray and surprise. This tactic is used strategically to ensure the elimination of a potentially dangerous player or to throw other players off their game. This is often executed in a fast-paced and chaotic manner, akin to the whirlwind confusion of a Chinese Fire Drill.

Everything was going smoothly for John, he was sure that he had convinced everyone of his innocence. But then, just when the voting was about to end, a Chinese Fire Drill occurred. To his utter disbelief, all the votes suddenly swung in his direction, catching him completely off-guard and leading to his unexpected elimination from the game.

Chinese Fire Drill by HappyCleaner82 October 24, 2023

Chinese fire drill 

Used as a euphemism in sports, when in a particular zone there is mass disorganization, confusion, or lack of cohesion.

Bill: Did you see the Senators power-play last night?

Ted: It was brutal! The whole thing looked like a Chinese fire drill

Chinese fire drill by Shotgun Messiah05 January 17, 2009

Chinese Fire Drill 

When you switch spots with someone.

He was on top of me while we were kissing and he pulled away and said “Chinese fire drill” so then we switched spots.

Chinese Fire Drill by u know me😉 March 3, 2021

Chinese Fire Drill 

During a threesome (with two guys and a girl.. or three guys..... but seriously two guys and a girl), two males stop their motions, yell out "Chinese fire drill!" then proceed to jog around in a circle three times. After this, the two males swap positions and continue on, after a high five of course.

Jimmy and bobby where happily pig roasting Jane, when Jimmy suddenly shouts "Chinese fire drill!". Both Jimmy and bobby stop what they are doing immediately and run in circles around Jane three times. After this is completed, Jimmy and bobby swap positions and give each other a high five in successful completion of the Chinese fire drill.

Chinese Fire Drill by malcky December 5, 2011

The Chinese Fire Drill 

The act of dressing up as a fireman, going to China, and pulling the fire alarm in a building. Then proceeding to grab the nearest woman and raping her while everyone else escapes the building.

I tried to pull off The Chinese Fire Drill last night, but those Asian women are too damn quick!

The Chinese Fire Drill by NobodyCallsMeLebowski April 2, 2011