Definitions by NobodyCallsMeLebowski

The Chinese Fire Drill 

The act of dressing up as a fireman, going to China, and pulling the fire alarm in a building. Then proceeding to grab the nearest woman and raping her while everyone else escapes the building.

I tried to pull off The Chinese Fire Drill last night, but those Asian women are too damn quick!

The Chinese Fire Drill by NobodyCallsMeLebowski April 2, 2011