Big Bowl of Buttholes 

When something, somewhere, or someone stinks and/or taste like shit!

Dude 1: Man, It smells like ass in here!
DUde 2: Yeah! Lots of ass! Like a Big Bowl of Buttholes!

Big Bowl of Buttholes by smellslikecrapmustbecrap March 12, 2010

buttholesurfer 

1. A band

2. A cute, common insult used jokingly towards friends or someone you like. It's better than using something inappropriate where people might ACTUALLY get offended.

"You texted me in the middle of English! Buttholesurfer, my teacher got mad at me.."

buttholesurfer by jittle January 24, 2009

buttholeishness 

The act of being a butthole

Stop the buttholeishness

buttholeishness by Starswarsqueen March 4, 2016

Captain Ka-Buttholes 

1.Captain of the famous ship "The S.S. Buttflap"
2.Someone ka-awesome.

"Who's that dude standing on the top of that statue?"
"Oh that's Captain Ka-Buttholes... He's searching for land"

Captain Ka-Buttholes by deadgirlxsinful December 20, 2009

Bumping Buttholes 

Verb; For two people to bump their butts together for funsies.

Last night me and that one girl were bumping buttholes for fun.

Bumping Buttholes by Captain Bumper September 25, 2011

Buttholes Gate 

A town in southern Oregon, AKA Grants Pass.

Man I hate having to drive through Buttholes Gate.

Buttholes Gate by Alocatelli February 7, 2008

buttholes 

A game in which two people frivolously run around with no pants and attempt to stick a finger in the opposing player's asshole. The loser, undoubtedly, has a finger in their butthole.

I played a game of buttholes with Suzie last night. I lost... First time I've ever had a finger in my ass.

buttholes by SleeperInAisle1 December 15, 2008