buttholesurfer

1. A band

2. A cute, common insult used jokingly towards friends or someone you like. It's better than using something inappropriate where people might ACTUALLY get offended.

"You texted me in the middle of English! Buttholesurfer, my teacher got mad at me.."

by jittle January 24, 2009

ButtHoleSurfer

A name given to someone when they are stating the fucking truth or just damn logic, a ButtHoleSurfer can also be used in moments when you are about to be humiliated and need a way to confuse people and give you time to get out of that hell hole of a situation.

Will: question twenty four was the stoma—
Donald: WILL STOP BEING A ButtHoleSurfer AND DO YOUR OWN DAMN PAPER!

by BigDaddyDonny October 10, 2019

butthole surfer

All these diffinitions are incorrect really, The band 'The butthole surfers' actually used this as their name because of all the things people would associate with it. What it actually means is when someone is running along and fall on their ass and slide on the grass. That is butthole surfing.

I love butthole surfers they own. Yas are all rpobably gunna gimme thumbs down but Its true!

by PWnaGE March 6, 2005

butthole surfer

A member of the Texan psychedelic punk band called THE BUTTHOLE SURFERS, that made some awesomely weird records in the 1980s.

Locust abortion technician,Hairway to steven,Electric Larryland.

by mugwump November 13, 2004

butthole-surfer

1. A band name.

2. A person who violates another person with their kundalini either intentionally or by accident.

Dude, you're such a butthole-surfer!

by ButtRogers October 1, 2008

butthole surfer

1. A tape worm.

2. Well known weird garage surf band.

Looks ath the cover of "Indendant Worm Saloon" by the BHS

by monkiki February 25, 2005

butthole surfer

one who likes to give anal sex. a male who likes to stick it in the back door more than the front. (he likes the surf the butthole if u will)

Turd burgalers are almost always butthole surfers.

by travis c October 7, 2004