Browne Aphasia 

When you constantly forget the dates to important tests and exams. These people are fucking retards, and shouldn't participate in the IB because of their poor memory skills, these people tend to cause stress and worry in people's lives because they convince people that test and exams are sooner than they actually are.

The test is next week
No, its tomorrow
Okay thanks

Hey dude I stayed up til midnight last night studying, turns out the test is next week. Thanks a lot you stupid fuck. I'm diagnosing you with Browne Aphasia

You people should be shot.

Browne Aphasia by garljack April 25, 2011

Sylvia Browne 

A self-proclaimed "psychic" who isn't. She preys on people in vulnerable situations, exploiting their gullibility by performing cold readings, bad cold readings.

Sylvia Browne is talentless fraud, see for yourself at stopsylviabrowne.com.

Sylvia Browne by VisitorQ March 24, 2007

sylvia browne 

A stone-faced, lying whorebag who takes money from desperate, deluded and stupid people without so much as a blip on the radar of basic human conscience. Challenged by James Randi on Larry King Live to have her psychic claims tested, which she publicly agreed to, but has been making lame-arse excuses to avoid ever since.

I searched for videos of Sylvia Browne fucking up again on Youtube today and it was interesting.

sylvia browne by IRON MAN Australia March 22, 2007

sylvia browne 

A fake psychic who is preying on innocent people to get rich. See http://www.stopsylviabrowne.com

The case of Shawn Hornbeck is a recent case that got a lot of media attention in which Sylvia Browne told the parents that their son was dead and exactly described what happened and where he could be found. The police found the boy alive and well and Sylvia's story was shown to be completely false.

sylvia browne by kjdfgb December 15, 2008

Baked Browne 

The state of being so high that you ascend munchies and become an enigma

Someone creamed all over my bathtub and shit on my pants last night, that, or i was just baked browne

Baked Browne by SeatyMuff April 13, 2019

Battery Browne

Battery Browne also known as barry Browne steals car battery’s takes the acid out of the inside and sells them as dealz vape juice on eBay to underage children

Battery browne you got the stuff?

Battery Browne by The Cameron doran September 16, 2020

Jackson Browne 

The mental state one feels, or is in, when going long periods without sleep.

Based on Jackson Brownes hit 1977 Running on empty... stats to follow:

Released December 6, 1977 on Asylum Records (6E 113)
(RIAA Certified Gold on 12/28/77 and Platinum on 8/25/78)
(RIAA Certified Multi-Platinum on 12/12/97. 5 Million Sold)
(RIAA Certified Multi-Platinum again on 9/6/01 for 7 Million Sold)

Whew man, I'm a little Jackson Browne today... I need to catch some shut eye.

Question: How do you do it? You work all day and party all night...

Response: Jackson Browne man, Jackson Browne...

Jackson Browne by Monica Smothers September 17, 2007