Brig Bain 

When your brain is to big to be a big brain so it's a Brig Bain/Brain Hemorrhage/A fetus eating your brain

"I have a Brig Bain!"

"Well you're f***ing dead"

"Yay!"

Brig Bain by Chemosworstnightmare May 24, 2020

brig marine 

Largest dicked jarheads in the corps

“Is he sad he didn’t get a good conduct medal?”
“No, brig marines don’t give a fuck”

brig marine by PVT Wolf December 22, 2021

brig brog 

Child pidgin (American English) A pejorative term used my my 3 year old toddler daughter to express disgust or dislike of a particular situation and/or person.
Apparently related to the classical bogeyman.

Mommy (or daddy, it varies) is a brig brog!

brig brog by robert September 25, 2004

brig-dick 

A very small penis on a big muscular dude.

Jane: "how was sex with that hottie you met at the gym last night?"

Jessica: "Ugh- he had such a brig-dick! I couldn't feel a thing!"
Jane: "damn, what a shame! i hate brig-dicks! They always confuse the fuck out of me- like how are you so big and muscular and then your dick is the size of a toddlers?!"

brig-dick by JaneJessica May 19, 2017

brig-dick 

a tiny dick on a very muscular guy

There ain't nothing worse than making out with a hot muscular guy and then things get streamy and you pull down his pants and he has a brig-dick. A fucking brig-dick! Like come on, man...you should've at least warned me before whipping that micro pene out

brig-dick by Followyourpath May 22, 2017

Brig Bain 

What you say when you know that your extremely f*****g dumb but you want to make banter so you say that u have a Brig Bain instead of a big brain because your just a pedo

Lmao I got 20% on the maths test

Haha you have such a brig bain

Brig Bain by Famalamalamalam October 11, 2019

brig inhabitant 

someone who is lazy and contributes absolutely nothing

see: Eric Fritz

brig inhabitant by friarbot January 22, 2004