Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Chemosworstnightmare

Oakwagon™

In accordance of several earth shattering forms that no man could ever dream of thinking of. It can also be used to avoid questions.

Person or something: "Ay what time is it?"
You (hopefully after reading this): "Oakwagon™"
Or:
Mean person: "You die."
You: "Oakwagon™"

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When your brain is to big to be a big brain so it's a Brig Bain/Brain Hemorrhage/A fetus eating your brain

"I have a Brig Bain!"

"Well you're f***ing dead"

"Yay!"

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Not dead, still alive (you poor fool)

"I'm deadn't, but I wish I wasn't deadn't"
"Same here, I'm deadn't too"

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My friend barely survived a recund last night

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