deadn't

Not dead, still alive (you poor fool)

"I'm deadn't, but I wish I wasn't deadn't"
"Same here, I'm deadn't too"

by Chemosworstnightmare September 14, 2019

recund

An event in which raccoons harvest your organs

My friend barely survived a recund last night

by Chemosworstnightmare September 12, 2019

Oakwagon™

In accordance of several earth shattering forms that no man could ever dream of thinking of. It can also be used to avoid questions.

Person or something: "Ay what time is it?"
You (hopefully after reading this): "Oakwagon™"
Or:
Mean person: "You die."
You: "Oakwagon™"

by Chemosworstnightmare September 6, 2021

Brig Bain

When your brain is to big to be a big brain so it's a Brig Bain/Brain Hemorrhage/A fetus eating your brain

"I have a Brig Bain!"

"Well you're f***ing dead"

"Yay!"

by Chemosworstnightmare May 24, 2020