Brandoning

The act of having a existential crisis or becoming extremely anxious at the slightest bit of bad news. When Brandoning a person goes from calm to complete madness in mere seconds. They remain in this state for at least the next hour or so.

Guy #1 “Hey guys, I got a 55 percent on the test I’m failing!”

Guy#2 “Calm down dude, your Brandoning real hard right now.”

Guy#1 “My boss didn’t smile at me yesterday, I think I’m getting fired soon!”
Guy#2 “Seriously dude, your Brandoning.”

Brandoning by wynning69 February 11, 2019

Brandoning

funny stupidity troll actions

Look at her, she is brandoning so bad. I think she is high or something.

Brandoning by Suck my duck March 13, 2020

Blantoning 

To engage in the act of coitus, usually oral sex, with a much older individual in order to further one's career or to gain a higher respect from the authority in an organization.

God, dude, here we are, we have zero respect and she is over there blantoning her way to the top.

I still cant believe that someone has not caught her blantoning.

Blantoning by john dicklicks April 18, 2010

branning

when a girl uses her period blood as lipstick, then gives you head

Elyse gave me a branning last night!

branning by hvm4life October 4, 2006

Bronsoning 

While watching any film in the Death Wish series you close your hand into a fist extending your index finger straight out and arching your thumb upwards so your hand resembles a gun. In this position you insert the mock barrel (index finger) into the vagina or anus and then you make sounds like you are firing a gun.

I was bronsoning my girlfriend's ass while we watched Death Wish II.

Bronsoning by Bronson Wishes August 17, 2019

Bensoning 

The act of running around a open world game map collecting every item along the way to only return to the start to sell everything. Considered extremely douchey and typically happens when there is a crowd watching.

"The other day I was watching Mongo play Deus Ex Human Revolution, he was Bensoning the whole time. I clawed my eyes out in boredom."

Bensoning by CONDOR027 September 26, 2011

Branning

The act of checking out, staring at the wall pointlessly, stoning without weed and engaging in a thoughtless waste of time.

What did you do this weekend? Nothing much, just branning.

Branning by AstaPasta May 13, 2019