blarping 

Blarping occurs when someone discloses a lot of personal information without consideration to the interest or comfort of the person listening. Typically it is emotionally uncomfortable or even traumatic content which can overwhelm the person they are blarping at.

It is a way of unconsciously infecting another person with the overwhelming feelings and horror we pretend to ourselves doesn't exist.

Wow, this person has been blarping at me for 5 minutes. I can no longer politely sit by while my soul is crushed under the weight of their crazy. I'd suggest therapy, but the therapist may kill themselves if they had to listen to this for a whole hour.

blarping by kevinbeal December 14, 2015

Baffing Spoon 

1. Golf Nomenclature for the highest loftet wood the Baffing Spoon is excellent for getting out of tight, difficult situations

While playing a round with a friend I could see the hole but had a difficult line up with my ball in the base of a bush. So I whipped out my Baffing Spoon and belted right up the middle where it landed on the plush mound behind the hole.

Baffing Spoon by Lord_Gammon_Dagger August 27, 2010

barfing rainbows 

a reaction to something or someone that has a forced or cloying cuteness

that's so f*** adorable i'm just barfing rainbows

barfing rainbows by txbearmr October 17, 2008

Blarphing 

When your getting a blow job and you get so relaxed that you accidentally fart in her mouth.

Dude she was giving me such good head I kept Blarphing in her mouth.

Blarphing by HonkeyDonkeyDoo May 22, 2017

Soul Barfing 

When one opens their mouth and barfs on another person their emotions and soul garbage. This can be done in person and often on social media.

I wish my friend would stop soul barfing on facebook.

Soul Barfing by Get your mirror out November 13, 2018

blafingo

when you look like a blow fish and flamingo put together. so if you have big cheeks and you are wearing pink you are a blafingo.
or a blow fish and flamingo mate, the offspring would be called blafingo.

vicki: your cheeks look mighty big today
tori: and you're wearing pink, again
natlie: i must be a blafingo

blafingo by paris akbann July 3, 2008

barfing out your ass 

when your poo is watery enough to be mistaken for really dark tea or coffee....including the grounds. imagine an absolute anal apocalypse

dad the bathroom smells like you were barfing out your ass

barfing out your ass by 7'4"whiteboy October 11, 2014