Bitchster - in - law 

A sister - in -law that is a bitch

Dude, my bitchster - in - law is coming to visit, can I stay at your place?

Bitchster - in - law by Hoody1967 January 20, 2009

Ditchster 

Another name for a dopehead pizza cook; the guy that makes the pizzas. Working the make line is like working the ditch you see? It's a dirty job, and often looked down upon, but somebody's got to do it. Usually this person is known as a ditchster. It's really just another name for your common high school dopehead loser who works at the local pizza joint. He (or She) probably doesn't use deodorant, shave, or wash their hands after using the restroom, or scratching their crotch before he makes your pie. This type generally has a real "give a fuck" attitude toward life. Yet when one knows how to work the ditch, it usually guarantees an indefinite minimal level of employment. I'm sure this description could also apply to many other lowly food service positions involving significant drudgery. But they are all usually habitual drug user as well.

I was once a delivery driver at my local Pizza Hut, you see, and I happened the chance to interact with the local ditchster there. He would usually have this half-sick smile on his face, reminiscent of Rocky Balboa, as he dived his bare hands into trays full of slimy "Canadian Bacon", and Italian Sausage along with other toppings. You knew he didn't really like his job and was constantly nervous about getting busted for any stupid thing by the jerk manager. He couldn't hardly wait for a chance to ditch the make line for a quick trip to the walk-in freezer or to take the trash out back behind the dumpster for a quick hit off his weed pipe. You knew he never could really take his mind off that sack of kind bud in his pocket waiting for him. It was kind of the motivating factor in his life you know? It kept him going.

Ditchster by NickelDimeQuarterHalfDollar April 22, 2010

bitcherrhea 

The condition when you just can't stop being a bitch, no matter who's talking to you or what they're saying. And the worst part is...YOU PROBABLY ENJOY IT!

Girl #1: "Cute headband!"
Violet: "Wish I could say the same to you."
Girl #2: "You always look so pretty!"
Violet: "Shut up, I hear that enough."
Girl #3: "Wanna catch a movie later?"
Violet: "NO!! Stop stalking me, you creepers."
Onlookers: "Dang, Violet's got a serious case of bitcherrhea today!"

bitcherrhea by mmm_classy28806 February 11, 2009

Bitchbuster 

A private company similar to Ghostbusters, but specializing in the removal of bitches.

I ain't scared of no bitch. Who you gonna call? Bitchbusters

Quick call the Bitchbusters! Our basement has been overrun by bitches again.

Bitchbuster by Albevada November 30, 2011

Bicester Village

A euphemism for making sweet sweet love to a colleague's ass; anal sex in the workplace.

I went to Bicester Village with my colleague in the stationary cupboard.

Bicester Village by Fury's Dartboard June 20, 2022

bitchassery 

bitchassery noun -
1. the act or instance of being a bitchass; the lack of courage to face even innocuous situations
2. participating in a deceptive and cowardly act
3. irritating behavior; reminiscent of a fretful whiny nuisance
4. the condition itself

What is this bitchassery that's gotten into you!

--synonyms pusillanimity, timidity
--antonyms real niggas, chivalry

bitchassery by Kariem September 19, 2007

bathsterbating 

When instead of jacking off in the toilet or in your room you jack off in the tub but ass naked

Garrett was jacking off in the tub and his sister Alex walks in and asks Garrett what are you doing? He simply says I'm taking a shit but really he was "bathsterbating"

bathsterbating by Garrett6969 January 22, 2014