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bitchstealer 

(noun) - a person who steals "bitches" aka females aka women who are already reserved for other males; bitchstealing is the act of stealing a "bitch" It is a heinous crime which should be punishable by federal law.
Yo Naveed is such a bitchstealer. He should be arrested.

Yo I heard that kid Rich got 10-15 years for bitchstealing. He's a two-time offender.
bitchstealer by Ketan Brahmbhatt November 23, 2006
Words you can keep

bitchsquealer 

A bitch who squeals and happens to be referenced many times in the book Will Grayson, Will Grayson by New York times best selling authors John Green and David Levithan.
"Are you a nerdfighter?"
"No."
"You bitchsquealer."
"What does that even mean?!"

bitchsquealer 

A very bitchy person. Used when you are annoyed of someone and want to emphasise their stupidity.

Used in the book Will Grayson,Will Grayson
Tiny is often a bitchsquealer,but he is cute.
bitchsquealer by green_girl9 March 9, 2016

bitchsquealer 

insult that technically would mean 'gay' or 'gay-lover' but is used as a regular insult. mainly because nobody really knows what it means.
*gets pushed into water by friend*
"You goddamn bitchsquealer, why'd you do that?!?!?!?!?!"
bitchsquealer by neednewspacebar September 3, 2012

Bitchsquealer 

1. When someone is being annoying and you don't want to deal with them
2. When someone "rats you out"
yeah he is a total bitchsquealer.
Bitchsquealer by rugbygirl_4 November 3, 2010

bitchsquealer 

a wimp ass man who cries about stupid shit and is whiny all the time because they are horny and most likely just got rejected. can be a man-boy of any age, usually short and stubby or short and incredibly skinny with hairy legs. in rare situations, they can come off as a fuck boy or womanizer but really just be desperate.
Damn, I just rejected that guy and he is now telling everyone I broke his heart. what a bitchsquealer.

Oh my god, this guy I work with lives in a trailer and cries every day, he is such a bitchsquealer.

bitchsquealer 

A word used to describe a dumb child that acts like a teachers pet and squeals/complains about everything like a fucking bitch!!
Example:

Teacher: Class, I need to go to the principals office. Wait here.
The bitchsquealer in question: HEY!! THE TEACHER CANT LEAVE US HERE FOR OVER 10 MINUTES. STUDENT HANDBOOK, PAGE 4, RULE 34 IT SAYS THAT A TEACHER CAN'T LEAVE US ALONE FOR MORE THAN TEN MINUTES! CHILDREN ARE THE PRIORITY OF THIS SCHOOL!
A actually cool kid: stop acting like a bitchsquealer... you retarded ass motherfucker autism ass having bitch.
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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