Local Swimming Pool Bitching

When someone bitches, complains or refuses to use their local swimming pool for whatever reason. Often an excuse for lack of swimming skill or ability. Local swimming pool bitching is the lowest of the low and should not be tolerated in modern society.

Toby: why don't you swim at your local pool?

Elliot: because I have no common sense and I drive 15miles to an Identicle cuboid full of water.

Toby: what's wrong with the local pool?

Elliot: I dislike the Shape.

Toby: stop local swimming pool bitching, fuck a dog

Local Swimming Pool Bitching by TheElderPrawn October 18, 2011

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belching beaver

A queef.

No-one got any sleep that night at the sorority house, thanks to Ashley and her Belching Beaver.

belching beaver by Spanky G April 24, 2020

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cum belching trailer trash

(noun) 1. An insult - Usually a female who is thought of as someone who sluts-around. 2. An expansion of the insult "trailer trash" taking the term to a level that encompasses the type of trailer trash who sucks dick a lot (A LOT!) and swallows so much cum that her belly is full of it, causing her to "burp" or "belch," if you will, cum.

I wouldn't take Jane to any kind of fancy resteraunt since she's nothing but cum belching trailer trash anyway.

Why would you want to meet chicks at the flea-market? All you're gonna find there is a bunch of cum belching trailer trash.

cum belching trailer trash by Dale E. September 18, 2008