World-beating

(Adjective): shit, worthless.

The UK’s new COVID 19 track and trace system is world-beating

Boris Johnson is a world-beating premier.

World-beating by LaarsHead June 19, 2020

Child Bearing Hips 

The shape of the hips and pelvic region of certain females which trigger a man's innate sense of carnal attraction to women who display the ability to bear children

Though she was a shambles from face to life, those child bearing hips drew men like hounds on the trail of heat.

Child Bearing Hips by BabbaFats January 9, 2017

beating off

1) Slang term for male masturbation.

2) Grasping a penis, then stroking vigorously in and up and down motion in order to produce an orgasm. Usually accompanied by ejaculation of semen.

See also: jerking off; jerkin the gherkin; jacking off; wanking; whacking off; beating your meat; chocking your chicken; spanking the monkey; slapping the salami; tickling the pickle

When your little brother is taking three showers a day, each for 45 minutes...he’s probably beating off!

beating off by Cappy1 July 10, 2018

beating it 

Beating it basically means jacking off

Austin almost got caught beating it

beating it by Crf.500 January 23, 2016

Goober Bearing 

A device that allows constrained relative motion between two parts using a plasma-like Goo. The bearing exploits viscous fluid properties and provides a thin membrane of Goo for frictionless motion in a desired axis.

"The Goober bearing is the technological marvel of the 21st century, it will be the standard in future Oil-Car designs."

"Don't forget to use your hand-gloves when removing the Goooober Beearing"

"Here we are! The appropriate diameter of the Goober Bearing is 92.9 92mm"

"SO you have a shaft! It requires a Goober Bearing to provide motion in the Goober elements."

Goober Bearing by GerlzandCarz November 30, 2011

Wal-Mart Beating 

When someone is physically abussed inside wal-mart.
Usualy done by single mothers, but often includes; wife, grandchildren, dog, cat, sister,borther, and granny beatings as well.

<kid grabs toy off shelf>
Mother : "Put that back, right now! Before you get another wal-mart beating!"

Wal-Mart Beating by lock'on June 5, 2009

Cross Beaming

When a group of gentlemen gather in a circle and cross their dongs as if they were support beams.

Steve,Gareth,Larry and Paul were all bored so they decided to try cross beaming their wangs.

Cross Beaming by LONG DONG SILVER January 11, 2015