Jackin' the Beanstalk
Jackin' the Beanstalk by Cheezee_mann16 November 10, 2017
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jackin' the beanstalk
One of many euphemisms for "masturbation" (e.g. slappin' the salami, jack off, beat off, buffing the bishop, glean the obscene bean, choking the chicken, spanking the monkey, waxing the wonker, greasing the guppy, shooting putty at the moon, and Rosie Palmer and her Five Sisters doing the Four Knuckle Shuffle.
jackin' the beanstalk by Frank Klaune January 24, 2005
Arkansas Beanstalk
An Arkansas Beanstalk is when a man has numerous ticks on the shaft of his penis so that when it gets erect and the ticks swell with blood it looks like a beanstalk. This can provide his partner with unbelievable pleasure as the ticks provide pressure points similar to ribs on a condom.
Man, last summer after the corn harvest I had an Arkansas beanstalk that took three days for the old lady to work out. I gotta tell you though, she cant wait till next year's harvest.
Arkansas Beanstalk by Doc 3416 June 24, 2014
Jackin' the Beanstalk
When one inserts both testicles into a woman's vagina whilst vigorously jackin' off on her abdomen, hence the name.
Just like Jack and HIS beanstalk, last night I carefully planted my two seeds and was Jackin' the beanstalk all over Mary.
Jackin' the Beanstalk by Very Wise Man February 27, 2011
jackin the beanstalk
pretty self explanatory. An act of jerkin it, or tuggin the bugger. Otherwise known as masturbation.
Jon: "Yo, did you do your english assignment last night?"
Me: Nah man, I was preocupied jackin the beanstalk.
Jon: You been jackin the beanstalk AGAIN?!
Me: 3 times a day bro.
Me: Nah man, I was preocupied jackin the beanstalk.
Jon: You been jackin the beanstalk AGAIN?!
Me: 3 times a day bro.
jackin the beanstalk by J Benj November 5, 2007
Nigerian Beanstalk
Nigerian Beanstalk by MargaretBarns April 27, 2011