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Jebran Bassil 

Jebran Bassil is the ass faced politician who is somehow the heir to the presidential chair in Lebanon's corrupt as fuck democratic government. Synonyms include: cock block; shit stain; faggot; theif; mongoloid; asshole; an all around dick; the kid who ate glue in preschool; antivax child; autism incarnate
Hela hela hela hela hoooooo... Jebran Bassil kes emooo

Gebran Bassil 

An old-fashioned Bigot disguised as a modern-day scum of a politician. Occasionally tries to befriend the masses but always gets rejected with "You can't set with us" & the-usual "kes ekhtek".

Always acting as a Monkey Thief, except he is not a monkey.
- I need to take a dumb. Where I can I do that?
= Just use Gebran Bassil's mouth, he is always spewing shit anyways
Gebran Bassil by daagm2 October 22, 2019

David Bassil'ed 

A deliberate crash on track, such as taking out another driver. When your can't beat someone in a race so you "David Bassil" them off the track.
Simon: Gee I can't beat Tom on the track
Joe: Have you tried David Bassil'ing him off the track?
Simon: Good shout
*1 week later - Simon David Bassil's Tom off the track and wins a race*

Another version:

OMG did you see what happened to Tom in that last race? He got totally David Bassil'ed off the track!
A shy and quiet boy when you first meet him, but crazy and awesome when you become close enough. If you are nice to him and give him no reason to distrust you…well, he'll trust you. But if you do something out of line to him or one of his friends, it will be very hard to gain his trust back. He doesn't like to be rude, but He will lash out at you if you say something mean to him,his family, or his friends. He usually is never in a bad mood and it's very hard to get him angry, but when he is, it is the scariest shit ever. He is a very reliable person and will keep promises, but he will also tell lies. Normally, he will not like to share things about himsrlf unless you are one of his very close friends. He is a very good listener, and will always make you feel better. Basil has a talent in arts, and has amazing gaming skills. He doesn't like to look upset in front of others, so He usually keeps his problems to himself. With hair as gorgeous brown and bright brown eyes, Basil is really a catch. However, he really isn't that into dating, so it would be difficult for him to accept you on a date. You would be really lucky if you had a friend/boyfriend like him.
Basil is so awesome and snazzy
Basil by Nom_nom_yum October 19, 2019

Basiliing 

pronounced Ba-see-li-ing. The act of laying in bed naked, and masturbating until you climax. However the object is to cum high into the air (aim for the ceiling) and flip around so the cum lands on your own back.
Guy...i was so horny last night that I was basiliing. After I came, my back looked like a cum-bath!
Basiliing by vp57 March 16, 2016

basilton grimm-pitch

Basilton grimm-pitch is only the best sassy gay vampire/wizard youll ever hear about. He also has a fat crush on his enemy Simon Snow.
Simon: Tyrannus Basilton Grimm-Pitch is so evil! Hes plotting!! hes also kinda cute. like, really cute.