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baseline piss 

Peeing in a urinal or a toilet from the side instead of from the front. Analogous to a basketball player shooting a jump shot from the baseline rather than from the top of the key.
Jamanthony: One sec Reece, I'm bout to take a baseline piss.
Shareece: Who the fuck you think you are b? Shane Battier?
Jamanthony: He got two rings. How many you got Reece?
Shareece: Damn cuz you got me, ok go ahead...
baseline piss by xjamanthonyx September 22, 2013
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barely buzzed 

Something someone who is defensive about their drinking habits says after being confronted about the amount of alcohol they have recently consumed.
"Hey Ferg, you drank that whole bottle of wine in 30 minutes, you ok?" "Yeah man, I'm barely buzzed!"
barely buzzed by turk10777 August 28, 2014

barely right now 

Mexican way of saying "right now", with an adverb thrown in for no apparent reason. "Barely" is used often among hispanics in this totally random, nonsensical way. "Hardly" sometimes replaces barely.
"When is Sancho coming over?" "Barely right now."

"I barely told you to go to Walmart, Papi"
Basel by elfqueen February 24, 2015

super easy barely an inconvenience 

Screen rant pitch meeting

Check out pitch meeting it's tight

#your welcome
Director:and how are u supposed to build character will it be hard

Pitch guy: no actually super easy barely an inconvenience

baselining 

To drive crazy or to drive on the illegal sides of streets.
Baselining jugging 'round the city.
baselining by dezzi101 May 20, 2018