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Baltered 

The act of a motorist spontaneously leaving their automobile and physically attacking a cyclist.
I was baltered on my ride into work this morning.

This dude just jumped out of his car and baltered me in the face.
Baltered by seattlebicyclist June 18, 2011

Ballerenisis 

The beginning of a Baller: the time or circumstances of someone coming into being a baller
Chrises cocaine business is really taking off, I feel a ballerenisis is happening....
Ballerenisis by Nemes1sRed January 27, 2010

Baldered 

To be "Baldered" or "Balderized" often referred to when being saddled with something useless and detrimental to the job at hand. It refers back to the traditional old English punishment wherein a person was forced to perfom their daily work whilst having the village idiot supported on their back. The idiot was called a "Baldery" and it would hinder and generally talk nonsense to the "Baldered" person for the entire punishment.
Oh my god this idiot is Baldering the hell out of me!

I am so Baldered.
Baldered by EvilMonkey666 November 7, 2010

Ballerexic

Phenomenon occurring when a ballet dancer is thrust into the psychosis of anorexia, typically at the urging of her instructors. May also be used to describe one who is extremely skinny, to the point of looking like a 12 year-old boy from Eastern Europe.
She used to be hot until she got all ballerexic and shit.
Ballerexic by MissMollyMimosa October 1, 2012

Bellered 

*Singing a song loudly but poorly.*
Mom: For God’s sake, hush with that bellerin!
Me: I watched the season two finale of Outlander and I cried and bellered..
Bellered by SpecklemyFreckle April 3, 2020

Ballerud 

Ballerud is a norwegian surname given to people with downsyndrome
yo look. its ballerud

he has downs and is mongo
Ballerud by bigdicMinien April 28, 2021