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Bakerspatch 

A city in Kern County California, better known as Bakersfield. Town founded by Colonel Thomas Baker in 1869. Its between LA and Fresno. Its a hot little town full of "08'ers" and Normal people too, who run to the beach to escape the heat. Where the bro truck owners reside...oh yes....and where Buck Owens lived! It is competing with LA for the worst Smog in the nation!
Yes, I live in Bakerspatch and love it!
Bakerspatch by diananer September 17, 2010

The Backer

The greatest bar of all time. The domain of the one and only Revered DJ Drew. Heaven drenched in beer and 80s "hits." Across from Notre Dame.
Student A. Hey, wanna go to Corby's/Finnies tonight?
Student B. Are you fucking stupid? DJ Drew's spinning at The Backer tonight!
The Backer by ScarlettORD October 22, 2009

sneaky beckers 

when a guy manages to get a cellphone into a girl's cootchie without her noticing.
dude i fully gave her the sneaky beckers last night when she was asleep, now my phone smells rank!
sneaky beckers by 5156988 May 18, 2010

Bakersfield Special 

During anal sex when the receiving person is not clean and shits on the penetrating person’s penis.

When the penetrating person’s penis is caked or covered in shit after fucking a dirty hole.
Manuel: “How did your Grindr hookup go?”
Louis: “It started well but after 10 minutes or so, he gave me a Bakersfield Special. We needed to stop because there was shit everywhere.”
Manuel: “gross”

Louis “Did you douche before your hookup?”
Manuel: “Of course I did. I don’t want to give anyone a Bakersfield Special.”

Five Jew Bankers 

proper n.) Popularized by the adult swim cartoon, "Sealab 2021", they are the supposed masterminds behind the world's governments, financial systems, and media outlets; the "owners" of the world.
The real reason Kennedy was shot was because he stiffed one of the Five Jew Bankers on a bar tab.

bakers assload

a lot of something, one more than a shitload
dude I'm hungry as balls, i could eat a bakers assload of burgers right now.
bakers assload by truecraigles October 7, 2008