asshole 

The equivalent term of bitch for a man.

An inconsiderate, arrogant, uncaring, selfish, borderline sadistic, apathetic, mean, spiteful, dishonorable, bastard of a man who could tempt the Pope into a fight.

He's claiming Johnny on his taxes even though you have custody?! He barely sees him, and gives you no child support! You need every penny to take care of your son, Tara!! What an asshole.

asshole by mil-town-414 August 6, 2007

asshole 

someone being arrogant, rude, obnoxious, or just a total dickhead....

Sean is the biggest fucking asshole I've ever met in my life!

asshole by Jenna Tools November 30, 2002

asshole 

A totally and completely passive-aggressive JERK who believes the world SHOULD and MUST revolve around his own wants and needs and whims and who therefore has a sick stupid disregard for the universal law of "reaping what you sow" cuz he "thinks" it SURELY could not apply to or negatively impact him because he's too much The S_ _ t!!!

The dude is such a ridiculously arrogant, overly-self-confident Asshole, that it's obvious he must be incredibly INSECURE -- or just plain CRAZY!

asshole by Yo! April 17, 2004

asshole 

A person who is being a total dick and needs his ass kicked

Person: "Did you do that math homework"
Asshole: "No, but I did your mom last night"
Person: "Dude, you are such an asshole!"

asshole by WhiteOG April 17, 2006

Asshole 

1.When someone does something to purposely piss you off
2.Someone who messes up what you have planned for either no reason or to get back at you

1.You drank the last pepsi you asshole
2.You got drunk and ruined the evening you asshole

Asshole by Jerrell butler February 16, 2009

asshole 

1. The anus
2. A person who has no consideration for others and acts selfishly and inconsiderately for no reason; believe that they are always right and nothing else is acceptable. A person who spews shit when they talk, because their face is a massive ass.

1. Crap comes out of your asshole.
2. My brothr was such an asshole that no one in the family liked him.

asshole by Foxy Lady 1993 August 22, 2011

asshole 

someone that does stuff just to piss others off and goes around making threats to others

"the wiggeracross the street is the biggest asshole on the block"

asshole by thedude July 9, 2004