Aruba Syndrome

An inability to fully enjoy a vacation or a scenic destination due to the absence of one's partner. Commonly happens to individuals traveling alone in resort destinations aimed at couples, such as Aruba or Fiji.

"The hotel was out of rooms, so they put me in the honeymoon suite. It was awesome, but I couldn't really enjoy it since Jodie wasn't there and I had severe Aruba syndrome"

Aruba Syndrome by ursusminius June 30, 2018

Aruba Syndrome

The inability to fully enjoy a vacation or scenic destination due to the absence of one's significant other. Commonly experienced by individuals who are in love.

"While on vacation alone, my hotel gave me a free upgrade to its best honeymoon suite with a full ocean view. Although it was beautiful, I couldn't truly enjoy it; instead, I only missed my boyfriend that much more. It was a classic case of Aruba Syndrome."

Aruba Syndrome by Veritaste July 1, 2018

aruba'd 

To be kidnapped by unknown assailants, like Natalee Holloway in Aruba.

Don't go out after midnight without a girlfriend, or you'll get aruba'd.

aruba'd by Stocksdale of Alcodon May 17, 2006

Tubing In Aruba 

An expression a typical Harold McGee would use when asking his students to stop daydreaming about being a thousand miles away. Often used during important lectures.

When you're sitting there sweating bullets on the AP exam, I'm going to remember this day, how you didn't hear a word I said. You were off tubing in aruba, a thousand miles away.

Tubing In Aruba by Je parle français January 31, 2019

Little Aruba 

The shadiest corner of a party basement, usually scarcely carpeted and furnished with old, ratty couches. It is usually used for trying to pick up, mack on, or even rape really drunk girls at parties.

Man, Brian was going to town on that girl in Little Aruba last night

Little Aruba by Mini Nig October 20, 2009

ARUBIAN CUMPF 

The HIGHEST quality sock fabric created by man. Made in the country of Arubia and derived from the extremely rare cumpf plant.

"Oh man these Markiplier™ socks are so nice I can feel the ARUBIAN CUMPF!"

ARUBIAN CUMPF by x_janae_x April 29, 2017

arubian cumpf 

The highest quality of cumpf

Wow! This Markiplier merch is 100% arubian cumpf!

arubian cumpf by Dankri April 29, 2017