a sentient inter dimensional muffin, it was created by the muffin gods of dimension 16. it travels between dimensions absorbing matter too make its self the ultimate flavor.
I'm aping (Aaron) McGruder's style, so everyone will assume he's still on the job. For example, I read that he likes to use "N" words, so I'm using a bunch myself.
"Ninjas noodled nine nefarious neocons near Norway."