According to the books

When you want to support a fact without expressing any valid reference.

According to the books, Miguel got married in Hungary.

According to the books by Magic_t31 October 10, 2015

Star Wars according to a 3 year old

A home video, originally posted on Youtube, of a little girl reviewing the plot of "Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope" at the kitchen table in the way only a 3 year old can. She is very articulate for a child her age - despite the fact that her sypnosis ends at Princess Leia's planet getting "blowed up". The video has been parodied numerous times, and has recieved several Youtube comments accusing the filmmaker of "working the kid too hard" in order to produce the film.

"... but don't talk back to Darth Vader or he'll get you!" - little girl in "Star Wars according to a 3 year old"

Star Wars according to a 3 year old by Mrs. Rachael Mercury October 18, 2008

accordingly 

As you should be treated by your actions!

You will get delt with accordingly!

accordingly by Jmccall November 15, 2017

According to all known laws of aviation there’s no way a bee should be able to fly 

The start of the bee movie script

Person 1: stop texting me
Person 2: According to all known laws of aviation there’s no way a bee should be able to fly
Person 1: *blocks*

According to all known laws of aviation there’s no way a bee should be able to fly by Pearl the Axolotl September 7, 2021

Alcocking 

The act of guiding a drinking party to an expensive food outlet, then once seated leaving them for a cheap fast food vendor.

Andy really gave us an alcocking last night!

I’m going to alcock my work do, it’ll be a laugh!

Alcocking by Mundoman September 9, 2019

according 

so give credit to the smarter people

According to Lil Wayne if intercourse happens on the stairs and the female happens to get pregnant then call the baby step child

according by EgGMAN January 29, 2014

According to Theory 

A phrase that can potentially be used at the end of a sentence to potentially be an asshole.

Usually used after a fact or bold statement.

Dude Who Wants To Gain Knowledge: "Hey bro! What was the cause of extinction for dinosaurs?"

Asshole: "A large meteorite struck the earth, according to theory."

Or for even the more practical use:

Dude Who Wants To Gain Knowledge: "Hey what time does the movie start?"

Asshole: "7:05 according to theory."

Dude Who Wants To Gain Knowledge: "No need to be a douche"

Asshole: "Come at me bro!"

According to Theory by BillCosby'sBrosef February 28, 2011