AOL 

1. America On-Line, one of the first ISP's available for mainstream US. It is not very well liked, and is usually very slow. Put out "free" software through the mail almost monthly for a time, leaving many with useless extra discs. Still around today, AOL is now riddled with problems such as its lack of speed, annoyance of use, and its bad reputation.


*NOTE: Not to be confused with AoL, which is short for the second game in the Legend of Zelda series, "Adventure of Link" for the NES, which introduced RPG elements (i.e, leveling up) into the series.*

*annoying dial-up noise*

You've got mail.

*computer crashes*

AOL by eMPTy³ February 16, 2004

AOL 

a company that sends you free drink coasters.

person00: hey, we got a new aol coaster. this one is 6.5 it must be better than our last 4.0 coaster.

person01: cool, ill add it to the other 300 we have.

AOL by someguy December 13, 2003

AOL 

Almost On Line

It's so fun to get these free disks in tin boxes. It serves many purposes.
1. You can use the disks as (but not limited to) frisbees, ornaments, anger management, and food.
2. The tin boxes can be all of the above mentioned and also pet cages.

Radio Talk Show Host (RTSH): Hello, Mike?
Mike (M): Hey. I have a problem with my internet.
RTSH: Well Mike, what type of internet do you have?
M: AOL...
RTSH: AHA! I think I've already found your problem!
M: REALLY!?
RTSH: Yep, didn't you know AOL stands for Almost On Line? You gotta use the real stuff man.

(This was an actual conversation on a radio talk show station in Arizona, USA)

AOL by Zuki December 25, 2004

aol 

An incredibly slow, expensive spyware adding, CPU killing piece of shit piece of software. It acts like a virus in that it has several processes that restart each other when you manually try to remove them, it sticks itself to your registry making it nearly impossible to fully remove it. The message boards and AIM users are 99% fucktards. when you uninstall it, it leaves more spyware and adware. The "so called" top of the line spam filter only blocks the email you want, not the actual spam that will ALWAYS get through. While this piece of shitware does have a better looking, that fails to make up for the fact that AOL blows. If you are on AOL, change now. ANYTHING out there is better. I guarantee it. Even the biggest internet noobs shoulnt use AOL, because it kills your computer. And if you do decide to leave, they will ty to give you useless offers and dotn take no for an answer.

people who use AOL just got thier comp owned
AOL and all who made it should go fuck themselves.
"Oh look, another AOL cd, i guess i have another coaster"

aol by noname May 5, 2005

AOL 

The worlds most widespread computer virus. Packaged with almost every software, and even your magazines, and your personal mail, it is impossible to avoid. Al-Quaeda supports AOL. BURN THE AOL BEFORE THEY ATTACK AGAIN!

The AOL Virus Version 9.0 just came in the mail! Throw it in the AOL Crematorium!

AOL by Alex June 4, 2004

AOL 

1.) The label on all of my coasters
2.) An ISP that requires you use their browser to surf the bit of the web that they want you to see
3.) A spyware propegator (now against the law), which charges you to use its software
4.) The cause of almost 24% of all technical support calls
5.) An ISP that claims to make the internet better, but only adds a front page, and adware, which you must deal with if you wish to be a member
6.) The spring board for many people who should be banned from the internet for blatent stupidity
7.) A company that advertises "A better way to internet," even though the software/ISP that they offer adds nothing whatsoever to the internet at all. It merely adds software to the customer's computer; not even to the aspect of the computer that is inherently a part of the internet
8.) The part after the @ and before the .com in the email addresses of people who you would not like to spend an evening with
9.) The defining aspect of AOLer, the universal term for a stupid internet user

I'm on AOL. ROXOR!1

AOL by WhatInThe42o October 23, 2004

AOL 

The worse ISP there is, if you could even call it an ISP. It is the boyband of ISP's i.e. Annoying, gay, used by small children...And yet I'm stuck with it...For now, the free six months is almost up, then I'm moving to a real ISP. Although I must say, AOL version 8.HOE doesn't boot me as much as AOL version 5.HOE used to...

Guy 1: "You have AOL?!"
Guy 2: "Yeah..."
Guy 1: "Let us pray for your soul."

AOL by Krisis December 7, 2003