AOL

1.) The label on all of my coasters
2.) An ISP that requires you use their browser to surf the bit of the web that they want you to see
3.) A spyware propegator (now against the law), which charges you to use its software
4.) The cause of almost 24% of all technical support calls
5.) An ISP that claims to make the internet better, but only adds a front page, and adware, which you must deal with if you wish to be a member
6.) The spring board for many people who should be banned from the internet for blatent stupidity
7.) A company that advertises "A better way to internet," even though the software/ISP that they offer adds nothing whatsoever to the internet at all. It merely adds software to the customer's computer; not even to the aspect of the computer that is inherently a part of the internet
8.) The part after the @ and before the .com in the email addresses of people who you would not like to spend an evening with
9.) The defining aspect of AOLer, the universal term for a stupid internet user
I'm on AOL. ROXOR!1
by WhatInThe42o October 23, 2004
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Marijuana

A sturdy plant, indeginous to all parts of the world, which has a chemical ingredient,delta-9 tetra hydra cannibinol (normally referred to as THC), which induces intoxication. Plainly put, it's a weed that gets you high.
Hey, man, I just got a bag of marijuana. Wanna smoke some?
by WhatInThe42o October 23, 2004
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