When an individual waits until the period after his birthday, but before his girlfriend's birthday to break up with her. So as to get a present while circumventing his responsibility to reciprocate.

Tom: I think im gonna break up with kelly
Kenny: na man wait a month your birthday is coming up and you can pull a kenny, then you are down a girl friend and up an ipod touch. But don't make it obvious that you are pulling a kenny

pulling a kenny by Dabka October 4, 2010

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running like a Kenyan on speed

Golfing term. When you've totally topped the ball, but it squirts along the ground and goes a bloody mile because of how hard you hit it, your ball is 'running like a Kenyan on speed'.

This derives from the fact that Kenya has a long history of some of the best long distance runners in the world, and the effect that the drug speed has on people.

"You jammy sod, that ball's running like a Kenyan on speed!"

running like a Kenyan on speed by Jamie Douglas September 6, 2006

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Doing a Kendall

When one acts like Jack Kendall by vomiting a lot after drinking one Smirnoff ice and a spending the rest of the night with his head down the toilet.

James: "Have you seen Mike?"
Benny: "Nah man, he's doing a Kendall"
James: "What a cunt!"

Steve: "That party was off the fucking chain last night!"
Jarad: "I know man, I drank so much I nearly ended up doing a Kendall!"

Doing a Kendall by BlindRascal August 2, 2010

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