Doing a Chris Benoit 

Doing a Chris Benoit is a verb that anybody eliminates and deletes every mention of someone or something on their memories.

Name came from WWE's deletion of Chris Benoit's achievements for his crime.

Dindo: Our boss is doing a Chris Benoit on Jimmy.
Danny: Who's Jimmy?

Doing a Chris Benoit by Kay Tutan Tayo December 4, 2018

Pull a Chris Brown 

Refering to recent events in which Chris Brown allegedly beat up former girl friend Rihanna. For this reason "pulling a chris brown" is abusing your girl friend or spouse.

Ed: I heard Nancy was showing some disrespect.
Ted: Yeah your heard right, but don't worry I am going to Pull a Chris Brown on her ass when I get home from work.
Ed:Show her who is boss.
Ted: Keep the PIMP hand strong!

Pull a Chris Brown by Benjomania February 23, 2009

Pulling a Chris

Walking into a random car without any context whatsoever

He was pulling a chris

Pulling a Chris by Yelsniadel March 19, 2019

Pull a Chris Brown 

1. To beat on a wife or girlfriend much like rapper Chris Brown allegedly did to his former girlfriend Rihanna.

2. To fumble at the opponents goal line in professional football, much like Texans running back Chris Brown did repeatedly in the 2009 NFL season, much to the dismay of his fantasy owners.

1. Paul: "Dude, I saw some guy in the parking lot beating on his wife the other day."

Mark: "Was he about to pull a Chris Brown?"

2. All my fantasy running backs like to pull a Chris Brown. I'm dropping all of them.

Pull a Chris Brown by smoothhostility July 23, 2011

Take a Chris 

to punish someone's toilet. Usually involving a horrible stink and sometimes a clog.

-Dude! You totally punished my toilet!

-Yeah, I had to take a chris.

Take a Chris by Adam the anteater January 18, 2008

Pulled a Chris Hansen 

When, after learning the person you are chatting with is a predator, you proclaim that you are Chris Hansen, from To Catch A Predator, in an attempt to drive them away.

Other Terms: Pulling A Chris Hansen

<bigD!CK21>: Hey, I'm 21/m/new york. How old are you?
<littlecutie9>: 15/f/new york. You do know I'm not legal right?
<bigD!CK21>: It's okay. I'm totally okay with that.
<littlecutie9>: Hello. I'm Chris Hansen from Dateline. Now, can you tell me what you were planning to do tonight?

~<bigD!CK21> has logged off~

Marissa: Hey, remember that college guy I told you I was chatting with?
Ricky: Yeah. How'd that go?
Marissa: Yesterday he asked me what I was wearing and if I was legal. So I Pulled a Chris Hansen and laughed when he logged off.

Pulled a Chris Hansen by RedRaine November 16, 2009

Pulling a Chris

Shitting yourself at work.

Are you pulling a Chris right now, because it smells like shit in here.

or

Why did you just call your mom and ask for extra underwear, are you pulling a Chrs?

Pulling a Chris by TomCat_1020 November 8, 2019