9 

The best number ever, oh also it got eaten by 7

"9 is the best number right"
"No"
"Well fuck you then"

9 by Answer 101 May 29, 2019

9 

When you're on IM or texting and a parent or other bothersome person is breathing down your neck, type "9" and the person who you are talking to will understand and switch to a different, more boring topic, like school or work.

SoccerGal419: So Mike and I totally made out last week at the party. I think we're totally gonna hook up!

GennyLovesDogs: 9

SoccerGal419: But, anyway, did you finish the long essay for DiMello's class? My topic was, "How Frost's poetry influences actions and minds of adolescents". Enlightening, isn't it?

9 by this_is_AWESOME_0809 January 19, 2009

9 

Its a number-

9 is a number dumbass

9 by Cheapasshoe June 15, 2020

:9 

An act of licking someone or something.

<%Snake^_^> dude iama get botox on my ballz like dave chappelle
<%Kylelotus> :9

:9 by Snake^_^ February 3, 2005

9 

9mm pistol carried by a fellow emc-er

1.ill bust a cap in yo ass wit my 9 foo
2.watch out i got my 9 on me

9 by chase barnett August 16, 2006

9 

Different than a 9mm in a few ways.

-9s are fired sideways, rarely hitting anything. Used by street gangs.
-9mms are fired properly and hit where they are fired most of the time. Used by human beings.

1: suk ma 9 bitch
*emptys 16 round mag, hits nothing*
2: Dumbass
*fires one shot into 1s head*

9 by Spatter Artist April 9, 2006

9 

a pistol with a caliber of 9mm

Some hater walked by, so i to capped his ass with my 9.

9 by afsrsg March 23, 2003