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A small town in Sanford Maine. Home of the Redskins probably the worst football team in all of America. No surprise though because they come from Sanford High School a dump of a place where if your lucky you can get stabbed in the bathroom for being a bitch and using the wrong stall. Most people think Sanfords a Bad place but as long as you stay away from areas

near the mills you will probably not get robbed. The usual Hangouts are the bowling alley which is a shitty dump and owned by retards but the alternative is the green room which is another POS id rather just hangout at walmart and hope to god no girls talk to me because there fucking hiddous. But other then that sanford a good place just filled with bad people!
I hear Sanford Sucks?

No just most of the fake as white gangsters like Joe Martell or whatever.

Want to go to Sanford i have to piss and would like to get Shanked.
Sanford by Theunown September 19, 2011
City in Florida: Hellhole, where only the shittiest of people live. Even the nice neighbor hoods are only where crack dealers and whores live.
Lets go to the ghetto, but I'm not sure which part of Sanford to go to.

Sanford is the bane of my existence.
Sanford by MouthSexer April 11, 2011
A charecter from madness combat made by krinkles. He is also very much gay for his best friend Deimos
"Sanford is the best madcom charecter"

"Wtf is a madcom"
Sanford by Stickakapettzez August 25, 2021
Handsome, tall, and strong , intelligent, and worldly man. Humble yet proud. Dedicated and involved in what he does. Perfect husband, "I think".
If I had to guess his name, it would be Sanford
Sanford by Zer0phawks November 1, 2022
To fumble or ramble through a joke or a funny story, eventually giving away the punch line prematurely in the process.
"What is the name of that actress…Reece… uh…Spoon or wait Fork? I mean Reece Witherfork. No its Witherspoon." "Man, he really Sanforded that one."
Sanford by What Didiwright November 3, 2023
verb: to fumble a joke and blow the punchline before finishing the lead up.
Man, he really Sanforded that when he tried to tell the joke. He told the punch line first and knew he blew it.
Sanford by What Didiwright February 19, 2025

Sanford Middle

Literal trash so many kids pull the fire alarm and get into fights almost every day.Its so fucking ghetto and is actual hell.
Some 5th grader-hey what middle school are you going to?
Another 5th grader-Sanford Middle.why?
Some 5th grader-yikes