old 

Something or someone outdated, obsolete, no longer needed.

"A person can die at age 100 and not be considered old it seems."
-me

"5.25'' disks? Those are old man, obsolete. Why're you still using that?"

old by Dave March 26, 2004

Old 

proper noun - an old person. plural: Olds

Basically, when referring to people, it takes the standard adjective, and uses it as a noun instead.

This nursing home is full of Olds. They smell like pee.

The Olds want their medicare and SSI, but they hate sushulizm.

I was T-boned at the intersection by an Old who ran the red light.

Old by messickc March 8, 2011

Old 

Something or someone who has reached their elderly stage or has become out of date.Opposite of new.

Woah, that sweet old car is cool

Old by TheOldSkoolReader June 5, 2019

Old 

Overused, battered, worn out. However you say it, its rough.

Wow, your gloves ar really OLD dude!

Old by EmTheCrazeOfMankind June 22, 2016

Old 

OLD - oh Lord Dearest

NIKO: "YO MATE, I TOOK A PHOTO OF YOUR GRANDMA AND SOLD IT ON EBAY!"
OIFNAIFOIFN: Old...

Old by Lord Life May 16, 2022

old 

synonym for AWESOMELY COOL

"Woah, look at that guy over there."
"Stuart?"
"Yeah, he is so old."
"No wonder all the girls like him."

old by jgap January 23, 2010

old 

having large saggy wrinkly multicolored ears. sometimes they're so gnarly if you squint real hard it looks like and old dude's face

you're too old to be breastfed

old by pineapple bacon April 23, 2005