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Ness is a suffix that is to be used after most words in your vocabulary, including nouns and proper nouns. Ness doesn't even have to be a suffix, it can be used on it's own and still be awesome. Ness will make any word sound better than it actually is. You can also use ness multiple times to make sure your point is made.
Ex. 1 "The Broness level is extremely high in this defintion"

Ex. 2 ((Bro conversation))
"Bronessness?"
"Yesnessness?"
"Nessnessness."

Ex. 3 Nessnessnessnessness, nessness.
ness by The Bros October 17, 2004
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aka cool , awesome , sweet,
Jonathan: Dude that shirt is ness!
ness by Cakedude77 February 4, 2010
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1. A character in the SNES game Earthbound. Later appeared in N64's Super Smash Bros, and Super Smash Bros. Melee, the sequel to the popular Gamecube game.

2. A good way to not be as funny, original, or clever as you might think. Many people will add "-ness" as a suffix to just about everything, to turn it into a noun. The most annoying of all uses is "coolness." While a select few may find this funny, almost everyone else agrees that it sucks.
1. When I play Super Smash Bros., I like to be Ness because he is one of the lesser known characters.

2. "Coolness." "Hotness." More like shut up, douche.
ness by TakeTheVeilCerpinTaxt September 6, 2005
A fictional character. the cutest of the Super Smash Brothers trilogy character lineup.
Aaahhhhh look how cute Ness is, he just down-whored you!
Ness by Tommy Juel March 15, 2008
State of being or essence.
Get the fuck away from me, you're fucking with my ness.

Move on, jerk, I'm the last word in kick ass-ness
ness by misterexcellent January 14, 2006
Ness is the perfect word when you can't think of any other word. It can be anything you want it to be. Ness can also be used to put emphesis on certain words.
Ness is not a word that you can give an example for. It merely exists. In what plane of existance, I'm not sure. It's just there.
Ness by Ehks D. Fishanda January 27, 2008
A super nifty thing to add on to any word (or name!) at all (and I do mean any).
Hotness, sweetness, w00tness, loveliness, paperness, wordness, lemurness, nessness, arghness, eekness, Katyness, Draconess, Harryness, usness.
-ness by Lexi December 26, 2003