horny toilet 

A bidet toilet with different masssage settings that give women orgasms.

The hotel room didn't have a removable shower head so she used the horny toilet.

horny toilet by human dictionary December 4, 2014

jamaican toilet 

An old toilet that is converted into a giant bong

We remodeled our bathroom and turned the old throne into a Jamaican toilet

jamaican toilet by Turkeyjerk August 24, 2016

Optional Toilet Paper 

When you have the option of the different toilet paper types that you prefer, such as ultra soft, thick, etc.

I love optional toilet paper.
This bathroom features optional toilet paper.

Optional Toilet Paper by Billiam Beaver October 5, 2016

airplane toilet failure 

When you try to flush the toilet in the airplane and it malfunctions, and ends very poorly such as the suction going in reverse (Blowing poop, pee, and toilet water in your face), or the holding tank being too full that it is too heavy and the airplane falls.

I was riding an airplane, and an airplane toilet failure occurred.

airplane toilet failure by Billiam Beaver June 10, 2017

Indonesian Toilet Bowl

When you eat a shit ton of curry before sex, then get the shits as you are about to orgasm, and then proceed to give your female partner an Alabama hot pocket. You then clean the "toilet" with your sperm.

A: My man, it's going amazing with Jenna!
B: I heard you slept together last night!
A: We didn't JUST sleep together. I gave her an Indonesian toilet bowl last night!
B: Lucky ass.

Indonesian Toilet Bowl by lil pulp December 6, 2017

marine toilet paper 

Euphemism for godawful toilet paper. Rough, tough, and don't take no shit off of nobody.

The walmart bathroom only had marine toilet paper. That shit was like sandpaper.

marine toilet paper by Nnn21 December 21, 2017

Swedish toilet 

When getting a massage from a so-called masseur and they stick a finger in your brown eye.

You: Their so-called expert masseur not only stuck a finger in my rear, but he also broke my weiner!
Me: Damn dog! He got you with the old Swedish Toilet

Swedish toilet by Thy Stoneder Stoner August 13, 2018