Surly folk inhabiting the coastal lowlands of the Pacific Northwest. Known for having a style made up of shorts that are too short for any man and an ensemble of clothing that seemed to have originated from Native American tribal members crossed with French Canadian fur trappers and Burt Reynolds. Typically these beasts emerge in parties, wedding receptions, bar mitzvah's, cruise ships, and bingo parlors smelling of cheap whiskey and malt liquor. It is after ambushing these events that they attempt to entertain guests and make eyes with any and all willing party goers. Often putting on displays of song and dance similar to those of the Dayak headhunters but with sexually ambiguous undertones.
Dude, did you see that guy driving the '83 Iroc with the inflatable doll passenger? He was a complete Tillamook Bob with that over-grown mullet and buckskin jacket. I wonder who's party he was going to crash?
Tallin, what a beautiful name for something you can’t help but love. She is overly confident ast times but can be shy at first. She can be the most loyal, amazing, and honorable friend anduome could have. But.. if you get on her bad side she’s not afraid to kick some major ass. She can be known for being fierce and intimidating. She is the most sexy, badass around. If you are lucky enough to have a Tallin in your life, keep her. She will love all your flaws, and mistakes and everything. She can make mistakes but they always turn out goofy. Tallin, the girl you want, and you know it.