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when people are laughing and having a good time then someone lets out a juicy stinky fart and it is so bad that every one is dead silent for a moment then an explosion of ewwwww and oh lord oh lord and I cant breath! or MY LEG!
we were at the party last night and it was fun until the owner let out an ass pause. that is when the party stopped and got hectic oh what an ass pause it was.
Ass Pause by Mr. Beaglsworth III December 12, 2011

Paedo Pause

Pausing the DVD when a sexy female is exposing some area of her chest, in order for a man to have some material to masturbate over. Usually when she's leaning over a car bonnet or picking something up off the floor.
Dude 1: Mate you coming to the pub later?
Dude 2: Nah man, Tramsformers is on later and I'm gonna paedo pause on Megan Fox!
Dude 1: Oh shit, that's tonight? I'll cancel.
Paedo Pause by TheUrbanDuckling January 12, 2012

Pussy Pause 

The act of pausing a game like monopoly because you are pussying out of finishing a game when you know you will lose.
You: Just finish the game you're going to pussy pause again
Me: Shut up you ratchet hoe I"m done
Pussy Pause by Suny D January 6, 2014

Turd Pause 

When you go to the bathroom to #1 and the other stall is occupied but dead silent upon your arrival, pausing their #2 flow so you do not hear the demonic things they are capable of.
Girl 1: I just went to the bathroom and all of a sudden Alexandra was silent while I went #1. It was weird that she just sat there and listened to me pee. I knew it was her because of her shoes.
Girl 2: Yo, you totally caused a turd pause.
Turd Pause by officeworklife July 26, 2015

give pause to 

This should give pause to even the greatest enthusiasts.
give pause to by jarochobosse March 29, 2017

Brain pause 

A moment when all thoughts pause, and you forget what you’re saying or you’re tryna think.
“Yea so as I was sa- wait... my brain just paused

“It gonna be a while, his brain paused”