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The third wheel that invades time with potential couples. He is hung up on the girl that invites him to hang out only out of pity. While hanging out with the actual guy she is interested in, an orbiter will constantly text her some really lame shit in hopes to get invited to the festivities. Ultimately, he will invite himself over and make things extremely akward among the potential couple.
Girl: Look what my friend text me
Guy: Lemme see
Orbiter's Text Message: are you hungry? im so depressed and hungry...luckily food is the cure to depression! ;)
Guy: WOW.
Girl: haha
Guy: Is he being serious?
Girl: haha, yes he is bringing me food.
Guy: what a fucking clown
Orbiter by thedude8266 July 22, 2013
We had such a good time; it was orbis!
Orbis by TJPorter April 30, 2008
That guy is so orbatious he can't stop talking
orbatious by Teh Guy 44 December 9, 2008

Ombitorntoishtoneberine 

Ombitorntoishtoneberine is a word used to describe someone or something. It means that someone/something is stupid and/or fucking ugly. It can also mean bum licker, bum eater or bum toucher.
"You're such an ombitorntoishtoneberine.." Carl said.
"Fuck off you damn bastard! I'm not!" Carl yelled back to himself because he's lonely and has no friends or anyone to insult him.
Obituary is a pioneering American death metal band from Florida that has left a huge impact on death metal. The band features arguably the best death metal screamer of all time: John Tardy.
Obituary is going to perform tonight!
Obituary by DaRoffle October 17, 2015
To be orbited, I.E owned, an Orbited is far worse than an Owned, an Orbited is three times the humiliation of Owned.
Orbiting comes from a Canibus-central.com/forum
User who has been owned so many times, thus " owned " isnt a strong enough word for it. He has risen the bar in online humiliaion.
Chris Brown whent to visit his girl, and saw four dudes walking out her side door barely dressed, he was Orbited once again.
Orbited by Dr. Eusipicus Lettuce September 3, 2004