Stephen Hawking 

Drives around like superman in his wheelchair, telling us what the universe is. He has highest INT value and therefor must be most correct. He got the speech computer 40 years before us... And ours isn't even ready yet since we didn't figure out an interface yet. So i guess that smartass traveled in time to an Apple store in 2241 and bought one cheap and thought he'll mess around with those 1980 plebs a little and tell them about the big bang and how to make something out of nothing. His idea became well known and a series about idiots that believed his shit was made aswell. HAIL STEPHEN HAWKING!!! YOUR DECEPTION IS SO POWERFUL!!! I SHALL BEND!

Thats not true! You are Stephen Hawking!
Oh mom, stop hawking.

Hawking around does not solve your problems young man. And stop pretending youre retarded and grow up...

Stephen Hawking by kuyaaaa January 24, 2019

Stephen hawking 

When your sucking cock after a bloke has cum and he looks like stephen hawkings

I stephen hawkings my bloke last night

Stephen hawking by 91mattsmith November 10, 2019

Stephen Hawking 

A sexual act where you role play as someone in a wheelchair. You then peg someone from the chair and whilst doing that, you pop a wheelie.

“She Stephen Hawking’d me so good last night”

Stephen Hawking by PseudonymsAreForNerds February 25, 2020

Cock hawking 

Staring at another mans genitals while staring beside him at a urinal

I hate going piss next to Chauncey , he is always cock hawking

Cock hawking by JuiceTheHard”r” August 31, 2020

Stephen Hawking Fame 

"Stephen Hawking became famous because of his wheelchair". He became famous because of his illness and not the publications.

Founder of Anonymous

Stephen Hawking Fame is because of his wheelchair.

Stephen Hawking Fame by Founder of Anonymous August 23, 2021

he hawing around 

Hehawing around is basically putting off doing something always coming up with an excuse of why it can’t be done now

A woman kept asking her husband to fix a fence. He kept he hawing around saying wood was too expensive or he forgot cement and nails, and it would have to wait because he didn’t have time to get to the store

he hawing around by trickster29 September 10, 2021

he hawing around 

When someone keeps making excuses not to do something that needs to be done. He hawing not making a decision.

The husband kept he hawing around fixing the fence , saying the prices of wood is too high or he forgot the cement and didn’t have time to get back to the store before it closed

he hawing around by Naggeria September 10, 2021