Mud Musket 

A dick covered in shit after being pulled out of a poop filled asshole.

After fucking that bitch the other night, she let me stick it in her ass, little did I know she turned it into a mud musket.

Mud Musket by NaggerBagginCoonSkinner April 19, 2013

3 musketeer sword fight

When a girl gives handjobs to three guys at once

I was in a 3 musketeer sword fight at the dance.

3 musketeer sword fight by Lashed November 19, 2016

Tummy Musket 

An erection, throbber, boner, or stiffy capable of tremendous expulsion power at any moment. The contents of said expulsion are difficult to aim.

"Damn man, I wasn't expecting Lady Gaga to turn me on, but when I saw her in a movie preview looking natural and pliant and as energetic as a jackrabbit in heat, my mind started to wander into fantasy. Next thing I knew I was warning my lady friend that I had a tummy musket. Sadly, that warning was too late. R.I.P."

Tummy Musket by The CK1 September 3, 2018

The Musket Ball 

When you shit down a girls throat and ram it down with your cock.

Me and her took it to the next level last night. She let me give her The Musket Ball.

The Musket Ball by Saxon57 March 27, 2020

Columbian Musket Loader

The act of packing cocaine into an erect penis.

Sam - "Brittney packed a gram of the finest nuggets right into my dick. Shit hurt but I was drunk as fuck and told her to snort it, too."

Ray - "She pulled the ol' Columbian Musket Loader on ya. Brutal."

Columbian Musket Loader by Nesquik Guy February 25, 2023

Pueblo Musket Loader 

The action of pounding sand into the eye of your cock with a toothpick, then blasting at mach Jesus.

My homie and I were having a threesome last night, then he pulled out a bigger dick than mine, so I pulled out that Pueblo Musket loader and sandblast that nigga.

Pueblo Musket Loader by PussyMasterJihadBomberNazi March 14, 2023

Load my musket 

An extremely vigorous and/or hurried handjob.

(Walking into an Asian massage parlor)
Hi I've only got 15 minutes until I need to be back at work - how much to skip the massage and just load my musket?

Load my musket by gunny815 February 12, 2015