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Imaginjury 

Imaginary injury sustained by some compulsively cheating sportsmen.

This pathology and its causes are still poorly known. Chairs, bananas, insoles and Rosol have been reported to cause severe imaginjuries.
A knee imaginjury is always the most probable cause to explain any loss by the topspinmonkey.
Imaginjury by Uncle Toni March 21, 2013

imagine if...

imagine if Kendall Jenner is your fan
imagine if Dixie D'Amelio is a Dancer and not a Singer
imagine if you own a big Hotel
imagine if you have Infinte Money
imagine if you have over 150M followers on Instagram
imagine if Money never existed

imagine if Fidget toys aren't real
imagine if your idol isn't famous
imagine if your name is 'Cyndi'
imagine if your childhood is ruined
imagine if your famous
imagine if fnaf is a really hated game
imagine if Annoying Orange made a face reveal
imagine if Minecraft is more famous than Roblox
imagine if you played Roblox with MrBeast

- That's all, hope you guys like it!
imagine if... by cyndiloves January 27, 2022

imaginary friend

A constant companion that nobody can see except children and the religious.
When I was a child my imaginary friends used to talk about me behind my back.

imaginated 

Past tense of imagine. But an imagination that becomes real.
One night I imaginated an amazing beast in the middle of my room, butt it broke out the window and flew away.

(I was blamed for the broken window, no one believed me.)

Imagine Dragons 

This is a band but in school is mostly used in jokes. That is where most school kids have probably heard this.
Imagine Dragons
What about dragons
Imagine dragging deez nuts across your face
Imagine Dragons by wejustfoenem December 3, 2021

Imaginary Sex

Claiming to have had sex when none of your friends believe you.
"why's your bed all wet?"

"I had the most amazing sex last night."
"with who?"

"I don't know."
"are you sure it happened?"
"actually maybe I didn't"
"Just another case of imaginary sex"
Imaginary Sex by Arby2013 October 17, 2009