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Barneycorn 

The bumps in the deepest realm of your ladies turd cutter. Most of you short dicks will never experience the sensation of a Barneycorn but for those endowed...read on
I was so deep in that bitch's ass, I knocked off a Barneycorn.
Barneycorn by a$$man February 27, 2015

Barneydicking 

Sticking stuff inside your dickhole until it turns barney dinosaur purple.
The other day I tore my dickhole barneydicking like, 12 pencils.
Barneydicking by imhunter01 May 24, 2017

BarneySplat 

BarneySplat was a BBS door game that allowed the player to do all kinds of cruel things to our favourite bloated & distended purple dinosaur Barney.

Released by Bong Software in 1993, this text-only game allowed the player to get Barney drunk or stoned; even Baby Bop and the kids get to smoke out and get hammered. You also receive opportunities to kill the satanic purple pedophile ?(along with everybody el;se!) in addition to getting everybody ripped or stupid-drunk until they're all eliminated from the game.

An example screen would look like this:

"I have an idea!" Barney says. "Let's have a TEA party!"
Everyone gets out the tea and cookies, you get ready your arsonic and alcohol.

Fun things to try at the "TEA" party:
(S)pike it
try to make (P)eace tea
or (D)on't do anything
Hey Carlton! That BBS I was just on has BarneySplat in their door games menu!
BarneySplat by Telephony June 22, 2019
A person that has hearing problems. Hard to talk to and also money oriented.
That guy is barong.He only wants money.
Barong by Ashiap November 21, 2019

boner-baloney 

Slang - The prepuce or foreskin of a penis.

Alt. spelling: "boner-bologna"
That gentleman possesses enough boner-baloney to open a deli.
boner-baloney by Ghostronaut September 23, 2012

Ben Barnes 

Ben Barnes is my hubby. He is a sexy god. Fan cast on young Sirius Black.

My hubby is the best thing in the world. Also his pp is huuuuge.
Me: Ben Barnes is my hubby, back off whore.