Airplane! mode 

Da setting on yer smart phone where Siri tells you not to call her "Shirley" anytime you utter da "it must be da case" word.

Me: Hey Siri --- bring up "Lassie Come-Home" on archive.org.
Siri: I'm sorry --- that book has been pulled from the site due to copyright lawsuits.
Me (incredulously): Pulled due to copyright...?? THAT ancient classic?! Surely there must be some mistake!
Siri: There **isn't** a mistake --- and don't call me "Shirley".
Me: Ooops --- I see that I left my phone in "Airplane! mode".
P.S. Kidding aside, Siri apparently CAN INDEED be programmed to cheekily sass you back like this; here's what da Google-AI response had to say when I posed da question:

Yes, Siri can be programmed to respond with "And don't call me Shirley" when you say "Surely".
Here's how you can do it:
(1) Open the Shortcuts app: Launch the pre-installed Shortcuts application on your iPhone.

(2) Create a new shortcut: Tap the "+" button in the top right corner to create a new shortcut.

(3) Add a trigger: In the "New Shortcut" screen, tap "Add Action" and then search for and select "When I say".

(4) Enter the trigger phrase: Type "Surely" into the text field next to "When I say".

(5) Add the response action: Tap "Add Action" again and search for and select "Speak Text".

(6) Enter the response: In the "Speak Text" action, type in "And don't call me Shirley".

(7) Save the shortcut: Tap "Done" in the top right corner to save your new shortcut.

Now, whenever you say "Surely" to Siri, it should respond with "And don't call me Shirley".

Airplane! mode by QuacksO August 12, 2025

airplane mode 

An overlooked feature with many benefits that most phone users don't expect, from saving battery and data plan to prevent exposure to harmful cellular radiation.

Whenever I'm on a long flight, I always switch to airplane mode; it's a game-changer for my battery life!

airplane mode by Emotional Cruiser August 15, 2025

unicorn airplane 

A plane that existed more on paper than in actuality. Produced in extremely small numbers or prototype levels.

The J-8II PP is an unicorn airplane because it was an American upgrade package to the J-8II but never delivered due to sanctions around Tiananmen Square.

unicorn airplane by MiG Enthusiast February 10, 2023

hit my airplane

Chinese slang for male masturbation

i hit my airplane in my room for a month nonstop. my right arm is now unnaturally bigger than my left.

hit my airplane by Saovalaksakul November 3, 2010

The Airplane 

A familiar term for the 1960s and 70s Psychedelic rock band, Jefferson Airplane.

Some of their more famous songs include Somebody to Love, White Rabbit, She has Funny Cars, and Eskimo Blue Day.

Man, I love listening to The Airplane and expanding my mind.

Blues from an Airplane is one of the best songs by The Airplane..

The Airplane by robbieboy74 December 6, 2009

Golden airplane phenomena 

The act of using a topic or item to prove a point, but drastically altering or misrepresenting said thing to make it fit your argument.

The name of this phenomena comes from the first episode of ancient aliens where the wackjobs on the show claim a precolumbian gold artifact was an airplane. To prove this point they build a miniature model, but said model has propellers, wheels, and other modern flourishes not present on the original model. They also remove nearly all of the decorative elements in order to make the model more aerodynamic.

First cited by YouTuber MiniMinuiteMan in his video about the dendara lightbulb.

In order to prove that the hieroglyph was a modern lightbulb, the ancient alien cunts added a buncha extra shit to make a working model. The Golden airplane phenomena strikes again.

Golden airplane phenomena by Aspergicbastarx June 27, 2022

Jefferson airplane

A slight modification. The Jefferson airplane is made from a burned out paper match by splitting it into a "V" and placing the roach in it.

I need a Jefferson airplane

Jefferson airplane by masshntr April 15, 2009