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Welter Williams Scale 

A new advance scale of rating individuals based on looks. Broken down by three zones. From the top of the head to shoulder is zone one. From the shoulders to the hips zone 2 and from the hips to feet zone 3. Each scale ranges from 1 to 6. The score is is not added together but just kept in order. A triple 3 or 333 is consider a 3 in zone A, 3 in zone B and 3 in zone c. This scale was developed and tested in San Antonio, TX.

The scale's name came from the makers of the scale, Ric Welter and Nicholaus Williams.
Unbelievable, using the Welter Williams Scale, we just passed by a triple 6. Naw, she was more like a 566 due to the dirty teeth.

The girl I saw yesturday had a decent face, great breast but had kankles so I gave her a 352. What is a 352, wait you don't know about the Welter Williams scale?
Welter Williams Scale by NSW1979 February 17, 2010
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Another word to mean stupid/stupidity. Wengerlism is the act of doing something over and over again expecting different results without shame.
He is some special kind of WENGER.
Wenger by JastJo March 4, 2017

Gobbled the goose and went south with the evidence 

1. To felate and swallow the ejaculate.

2. To suck a penis and swallow the sperm/cum.
I took that girl from the bar home last night and she gobbled the goose and went south with the evidence on the way there in my car.

He went to Jared 

An annoying phrase that will NOT catch on, so shut up.
On a poorly written commercial with bad actors...

Girlfran #1: OMG Gurrrl He went to Jared!
Girlfran #2: What?
Girlfran #1: Gurrrl! He went to Jared! He bought me diamonds!
Girlfran #2: Is that some attempted universal symbol for proposing? If it is then it's retarded and isn't going to catch on. In fact I doubt that people who actually got stuff from there say that. So shut up.
Girlfran #1: ...
He went to Jared by jkbena612 December 21, 2009
A wenner is a person wiht no scruples who will employ you to do a job and then after it has completed refuse to pay on the grounds that the work was unsatisfactory. At no time would this issue have been raised before. Further, the work you have done is then used in exhibitions by the person so that they can further their own career at your expense.
'I think I've been wennered', 'is this contract good, or is it going to be a wenner?', 'don't you wenner me on this'
wenner by wenneredoncetooften April 1, 2005

went left 

to go crazy or freak out, usually violently.
I told Bob his wife cheated on him and he went left.
went left by Nepenthe July 21, 2004

Went for a burton 

British WW2 expression for aircrew killed
Went for a burton by Dewhurst January 24, 2008