Electronically Transmitted Disease (ETD) - The contraction of any form of malware on a computer, as a result of searching for or accessing pornography.
Referred to casually as "Doggy T-Time", this is the time in which a man is able to transition to the doggy-style position after beginning intercourse. It is generally desirable to attain a short time, and men who who enjoy this position are known to brag about and compare their quick transitions.
"Dude, that girl you flopped has the nicest ass! What was your Doggy Transition Time?"
"A little slow, but clocked in at 58 seconds. Pretty solid!"
1. it must be marching band related, either on the band trip, between 2 members of marching band, or wearing part of the marching uniform (preferably shako with plume)
2. the giver must be a transexual
3. the giver must be dead
4. the receiver be taking a shit (see blumpkin)
the result is a blumpkin from a dead transexual
"The night i got a transtelanjo was pretty fucked up. The bitch was actually a dude, and he/she died, but i got head anyway, and it was a blumpkin too! Transtelanjos are madd rare son."