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Electronically Transmitted Disease 

Electronically Transmitted Disease (ETD) - The contraction of any form of malware on a computer, as a result of searching for or accessing pornography.
Joe contracted an Electronically Transmitted Disease when he was playing Artifical Girl 2.

Doggy Transition Time

Referred to casually as "Doggy T-Time", this is the time in which a man is able to transition to the doggy-style position after beginning intercourse. It is generally desirable to attain a short time, and men who who enjoy this position are known to brag about and compare their quick transitions.
"Dude, that girl you flopped has the nicest ass! What was your Doggy Transition Time?"
"A little slow, but clocked in at 58 seconds. Pretty solid!"

Transtelanjo 

a blowjob that must satisfy certain criteria:

1. it must be marching band related, either on the band trip, between 2 members of marching band, or wearing part of the marching uniform (preferably shako with plume)
2. the giver must be a transexual
3. the giver must be dead
4. the receiver be taking a shit (see blumpkin)

the result is a blumpkin from a dead transexual
"The night i got a transtelanjo was pretty fucked up. The bitch was actually a dude, and he/she died, but i got head anyway, and it was a blumpkin too! Transtelanjos are madd rare son."
Transtelanjo by Mawky April 13, 2007

Transitsexual 

One who is sexually attracted to modes of public transportation without regard to the people riding inside of them. The act remains illegal in most metropolitan areas.
"I heard Rigel was arrested again."

"Yep, this time for reckless transitsexuality."

"Oh no what was it this time, another bus?"

"Nope it was light rail. the 4:15 from Long Island to Manhattan."

"Wow first it was the taxi, then the bus, now this!"

"Yeah I know he's all over the place."
Transitsexual by cirdellin December 18, 2009

Sexually Transmitted Cyber Disease 

After looking at too much pr0n, Johnny caught a sexually transmitted cyber disease.

transethnic 

A person who feels that they should be from a different ethnicity, meant in a similar way to transexual.

Generally used by white people to exoticify and assume entitlement of a culture that is not theirs. Kinda racist.
White Girl: Hey look at me being all kawaii and eating sushi, I love Japanese people, I'm totally transethnic because I think I should be Japanese

Non-racist person: Uhm...that's objectifying and wrong, stop it please. Just stop. No.
transethnic by Fen_94 December 29, 2012